snacksuality

The sense of arousal one feels towards a particular snack of choice. Everyone has a different snacksuality and some feel varying levels of (almost) sexual arousal towards snacks.

One might have a crisp snacksuality - a feeling of joy or arousal towards deep fried potatoes.

Others might have a chocolate snacksuality - a feeling of excitement or arousal towards snacks such as wagon wheels or Freddos.

by Being_tate January 6, 2023

snackspectations

A strong belief that you will find a good snack.

I couldn't find anything good in the fridge so I had to lower my snackspectations.

by KaylaWasTaken July 19, 2023

Snacks

The tiny bits of food, crumbs, and sauce drips from recently eaten food that get stuck in a bra, long hair, beard, moustache, chest hair, shirt, bedsheets etc.
Snacks may be flicked away, washed off, or especially eaten when noticed.

"I was motorboating my girl in the theater and I found snacks in her bra"

Dude 1: "Hey man, you have snacks in your beard"
Dude 2: "I was saving them for later"
*eats beard crumbs*

by HabaneroHarlot September 29, 2023

shetix snacks

to ejaculate,to masturbate

i'll be back in 10 minutes cause its time for my shetix snacks..

by timmy1234567890 October 16, 2008

silly snacks

Cute little snacks you make out of candy with your mother

Mom-"Timmy, are you ready to make silly snacks with me?"
Timmy-"Mom, I'm masturbating, leave me alone!"

by Osamnay November 17, 2011

drain snacks

The food remains after doing a weeks worth of dishes caught in the drain. Packed in a ball and preferably served at room temperature.

YO dog did you eat the drain snacks from this week? If not I call dibs.

by drainsnacksdoe December 18, 2013

Rib-snacks

When something makes you laugh heartily, to the point where you feel a strain on your ribs due to the abdominal muscles constricting.

Person A: Did you hear Joe rip that massive fart during his speech today? It sounded like he shat himself!
Person B: Hell yeah, that shit was rib-snacks!

by Humbleone47 May 4, 2015