Pikey Suit

The usual work attire of Pikeys and Chavs, of all the same brand of sports clothes (note: actually participating in sport other than bare knuckle fisticuffs is not the objective of the attire) and not a mixture of brands or types of clothes.

also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit).

Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.

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by DJone July 26, 2011

court suit

the suit everyone has in their closet that they only wear when they have to go to court.

"Tam, lemme borrow your court suit. i got a hearing at 2 and i let my sister use mine."
-or-
"that dude's fine"
"pffft, you just sayin that cuz he got his court suit on."

by majorapril July 27, 2008

Batwing Suit

When ones Batwings are so severely stretched and stuck to the inner thigh, they have the ability to allow a man to leap from a fixed object and have their moistened, stretched testicles provide enough surface tension to power flight much like a traditional wingsuit.

His Batwings are so pronounced, he was able create a Batwing Suit and comfortably sail down the mountain using only his testicles to keep him aloft .

by Mr Fancypants March 12, 2019

News Suit

When you're only wearing clothes on the top and underwear/boxers on the bottom. Especially modernized during the corona pandemic where it's common for students to not to wear pants as only the top can be seen on the webcam.

Dude 1: I'm so tired of these online lectures

Dude 2: At least you can wear a news suit

by TheWetBread December 30, 2020

human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys

- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”

by Spud2000 August 3, 2020

Catapillar suit

an ugly or distastedul suit.

Man I can belive john wore that Catapillar suit to an interview.

by Truth Tree June 26, 2018

suit whore

When your friend gets a real job and now only wears suits. You now get tons of pictures of them in a suit at the beach, bar, their couch.

He became a suit whore after getting his new promotion.

by Dinolover August 4, 2016