simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004

Simile

Excesive use of the word "Like" in conversation. (Eg. "It was like, so totally like awesome, like ya' know?")

Dude, widen your vocabulary, you're thowin' down too many similes.

by RobertBeezer May 24, 2010

Similame

An idea most likely conceived by Lil Wayne or the Cash/Young Money entourage. See, normal individuals employ the figure of speech by using 'like', 'than' or 'as'. Now Mr. Wayne has stressed that he is not in fact a member of the human race, therefore said rules may not be applicable to him. Nonetheless, a simile without the bridging 'like', 'than', or 'as'..is just a sentence followed by a word. Example: But I keep her running back and forth. Soccer team. This does not make any sense to anyone with a fundamental, basic understanding of English.

a)Tony-Dude, check out my new rhyme!
Steve-Alright man, always willing to support.
Tony-Ok, so I say 'My bitch magnificent-roof of Sistine Chapel. I wanna bite her-green apple.'pauseSo what do you think?
Steve-I think you should go gargle hydrogen peroxide & anti-freeze.

Tony-Was it?..
Steve-Yes, Tony. Yes, that was a similame
b)Sup kid, you get the new Weezy album? I counted 13 similames-1st track. This guys ridiculous-Pee Wee Herman. SHIT. Now I'm doin' it.

by Mr. Animosity October 27, 2010

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

Similimug

A face that resembles other faces. A common face. (Derog: generic face.) A 'you look familiar' face. A 'have I seen you somewhere before?' face. Derived (probably) from similitude.

Megan: 'Have we met before?'

Stranger in bar: 'No, I have a similimug.'

Megan: 'That figures.'

by Bleypunkt April 28, 2009

Simieon

Guy with fat punging cock that tears anuses

Simieon inside of you

by Simieon October 18, 2016

exactly similar

When two things are somewhere between exactly the same and somewhat similar.

Damn I think we paid them twice by mistake.. look these two amounts are exactly similar!

Those twins look exactly similar

by hellznrg February 25, 2011