stracts

Straight facts; an undeniable truth.

Everybody dies. That’s stracts.

by 24446666668888888 February 16, 2020

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

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by sunghoonie October 16, 2021

Straddle

A quicker way of moseying to class

We best straddle off to class before we're late.

by Meg May 12, 2004

straddlebag

A woman of loose morals who willingly straddles anyone

Oh my goodness Nina you're such a straddlebag!

by Steph Ross August 3, 2007

Stradwicked

The act of having the twenty pound note you were waving to attract the barmaid
unexpectedly snatched and pocketed by the formerly trusted associate you were about to buy a drink.

Spotter John stood suddenly empty handed at the bar amidst his smirking
cohorts, "oh Sh*t ! I've been Stradwicked" he sighed.

by Dimlo Sighs August 29, 2008

Straddleships

Toilet/WC based game involing 2 people (intimate)
One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.

"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"

by p_levo April 8, 2009