Suffercate

To suffacate painfully.

She suffercate when the fat man sat on her head.

by Lorilou Tory April 12, 2020

get stuffed

A phrase originating in Britain/Australia, frequently used in BBC comedies. (Some good examples of shows where this phrase is used frequently are Little Britain, Red Dwarf, and The Mighty Boosh.) Depending on the severity with which one utters the phrase it can mean one of four things;
1. Be quiet
2. Go Away
3. Go fuck yourself
4. All of the above

An excellent substitute for the phrase 'go fuck yourself' if you are in the company of small impressionable children, the elderly, or any other wanker who is offended by swearing.

Howard: Hi, I'm Howard Moon, and this is my apprentice Vince Noir.
Vince: Apprentice?? Get stuffed, you're MY apprentice.

by MoonageDaydream73 October 29, 2014

Can't be stuffed

Aussie slang for not wanting to do anything, or not having motivation to do anything. Similar to the term "Can't be fucked"

"Mate, I really can't be stuffed doing anything tonight."

by aussieguy September 19, 2009

Suffern

Stuck up town that will definitively get you somewhere in life though. Full of pretty, rich people who live along side the lowerclass. You're known here for looks or being good at a sport. Sports are everything, alongside with Bagel Boys. Every Friday night is either dedicated to football or hockey. Self defense shirts are slowly dying out since Biddy retired. Ugg slippers, a North Face vest and leggings are the go to outfit, but can be substituted for ripped jeans and Adidas superstars. Most girls sport either Snickerdoodle Iced Coffee, Starbucks, or Dunkin. People get high in the bathrooms and the highschool has no designated lunch spots. The guys never seem to wear pants, only shorts, and always high end brands. Nudes and drugs are sold, yet the highschool is one of the top in New York. If you have blonde hair and/or eyes that aren't green or brown, you're unique. The town is 20% Italian 25% Jewish 25% Hispanic 20% Italian 5% Black and 5% Asian. Cliques are very dominant, and there's no set group of '''popular''' people. Amazing hockey team. Mainly known for Grace Vanderwaal and great students, the pressure is high. Cuts for sports can even happen senior year and sports can completely change their reputation in a season (referred to as a "szn") There is a lot of competition, and most freshmen will have sex before sophomore year. Welcome to Suffern.

"Ugh we're gonna lose this hockey game tonight and never hear the end of it."
"Who are we playing?"
"Suffern."
"Oh shit."

by aleskaaa April 25, 2017

Stuffed Cucumber Salad

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.

Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

To add to the unreal tournament definition it is also found in the film 'hellraiser'

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering
Man thats a cool quote

by anonymous............ally August 11, 2006

Stuffed Turtle

When a man allows his penis to invert inside his body and a woman uses a strap on dildo (or a man uses his erect penis) to penetrate the whole created by the inverted penis.

I'm so cold honey, quick give me the stuffed turtle before its too late!

by roboatse January 16, 2011