strategical

The cooler way to say strategic made by Cristopher Sturniolo on 9/25/2023

“You are very strategical”- Christopher Sturniolo

by @gracexella September 25, 2023

the strategy

a useful tool when sparring in preparation for an upcoming MMA fight, the strategy involves repeatedly jabbing the opponent in the face using a right-left-right-left pattern. this is useful because it not only lands a great number of punches, but it also keeps your opponent far away and out of range for his own strikes

henry: man, this guy keeps taking me down and i can't score any points
noah: dude, you should just go back to the strategy!

by usctrojans11 May 31, 2010

wombat strategy

Attracting members of the opposite sex by the use of a tower made of square poop ontop of a log or rock.

Person1: oh wow your girlfriend is hot, how did you manage that?
Person2: The wombat strategy

by paulrbear November 13, 2017

Martha straddling

prettiest and kindest noob out there

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic

by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021

Strategic Reserve

A case of beer in the fridge should one decide not to go out but still wish to enjoy a fine cold beverage after a long day's work.

Dudette: Hey, wanna go the pub tonight?
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good

by Mr Sruffiness August 12, 2009

Strategically dominate

When you play really well on a discord reality game, so much so that you get robbed at fourth place

"remember the time I Strategically Dominated that big brother org 6 months ago"

by bb-org god April 8, 2021

marketing strategy

A subtle euphemism for straight up lying.

"We'll get them to buy our products using marketing strategy!"

by Jebediar January 20, 2007