stockton

the baddest ass city in california
we will blow your mind in seconds. cool people from scene to gangsta! if you live on the south side THATS WHERE ITS AT! north you got the mall south you got the movie theater
damn its awesome.

we have the coolest black people
ghettoest white people
smartest asians
sexiest mexicans

we all watch things like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom 2
we like to dance and have fun

aint no party like a stockton party!

Scene girl 1: Damn where we headed?
Scene girl 2: NORTH SIDE MALL BETCH!
Scene guy 1: Oh yeah *puts on his coolest shoes
Gangsta guy: Oh yeah scene kids lets roll muthafuckas
Scene girl 2: YAH WE FROM STOCKTON CALIFORNIA
IN THEE sexy 209

by SceneBettyWhitex March 23, 2011

STOCKTONE

The mother F**kin Greatest city in history.... Located in the sunshine state you show us seven we show u eight where every ones rent is always late....
*209* on mine

Im from Stocktone, Killa Kali.

by Yall know who it is=-) October 25, 2004

Mexican socket wrench

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).

Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Dick Socket

A person who inserts penises into their orafices. Much the way an electical socket recieves the plug of a lamp toaster or other electical device.

1. Shut the fuck up you dick socket.
2. Hey buddy... Go stick it in your dick socket!
3. When I go out of the county i normaly bring my dick socket adapter so i can charge my phone and electric shaver.

by Dankalot December 27, 2014

Armenian Dry Socket

A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."

"Holy crap! For what?!"

"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."

"Wow. How will she make money now?"

by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009

North side stockton

One of the most decent sides of stockton, cool people, mostly people with a decent life style Ie, most have money&&dont have gun shots in their cars , unlike the crappy south side!

Eyyyy niggah its that "North side stockton" bitch!

by yessima October 11, 2009

Stocker

Completing the quartet, along side the Rocker, Shocker and Spocker is theStocker.

Widely considered to be the most ambitious of the vaginal stimulation techniques, only seasoned pros are

recommended to attempt with a willing partner.

Step 1: The Stocker consists of forming a fist with the selected hand.

If you are looking for step 2, you still have much to learn before attempting such death-defying feats of human endeavour.

Amateur: "After slipping her the Spocker I thought she was game for the Stocker... how wrong could I have been."

by Gav loves stocking January 7, 2013