When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.
My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”
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when a woman's shirt doesn't fit right and it looks like she has two sets of boobs, one set on top of the other.
Lauren: Wow, I don't think this shirt fits right.
Katie: You’re damn right it doesn’t! It gives you quad stackers!
Katie: You’re damn right it doesn’t! It gives you quad stackers!
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Get the quad stackers mug.An alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels poop from the butt into the toilet, instead clinging to the butt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.
While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.
Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.
While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.
Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.
Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.
Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.
Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers
Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.
Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers
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