Stiff Rebuttal

WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, AND YOU FINALLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT, YOU OFFER THEM A STIFF REBUTTAL, IE, A BITCH SLAP ACROSS THEIR FACE.

Bitch was in my chair, so I offered some STIFF REBUTTAL.

Person 1: "Hey Johnny, did you hear about how much of a dumbass Janete is? I mean, all she does is talk about how pretty she is, I mean, she can't be prettier than me."
Person 2: "OH MY GOD, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE, BITCH, GET READY FOR SOME STIFF REBUTTAL.

by Eric The Stiff September 14, 2009

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana May 5, 2016

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

stiff larry

a boner

"damn man do u have a stiff larry??? thats embarrasin we're in public man!"

by derp321123 February 10, 2014

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

Down with the stiffness

Dead.

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."

by ChanceD February 17, 2021

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022