stoogicide

To commit suicide but in a fashion that stooges do.

I.e. To jump from a really high rock platform into water and die (even when the water is deep and there are no protruding rocks)

And the village idiot, mate, after having the dreams,bro, he commited stoogicide - "Fat Pizza: The Da Vinci Cup - Episode #1"

by Urban Gangster May 27, 2006

stooge flag

A tie. It flags you as a corporate stooge.

I can't believe that my bos is making me wear a stooge flag to the conference.

by Legendary D June 20, 2009

Stookah

Verb, Studying during a hookah session.

Owen: Hey Andrew, wanna stookah!?
Andrew: Yeah! I'll bring my political science text book and my hookah!!
Jeremy: Hey can I stookah?
Sean: Hell yeah. I'll cripple over there right now.

by Stookahman September 23, 2012

Fortnite Stooge

when a guy takes a phat W on the trending game Fortnite and ends up ranting to his snapchat story which none of his friends could care less about

(Opens snapchat story to a Victory Royale from a win on Fortnite) Far out you focking Fortnite Stooge no one gives a SH!T mate

Guy: fuck you thicc girl

Girl: tries to find more info on this guy but finds out he's a Fortnite Stooge so simply rejects

Also Girl: i dont fw with Fortnite Stooge sorry.

by rainbowdash35 April 5, 2018

SAFOOMA WAS

Suck A Fart Out Of My Ass With A Straw

SAFOOMA WAS you donkey rapping shit eater!!

by h2da_tizoad January 4, 2008

cyber-stood up

When someone agrees to post you messages or emails on a certain time or day using a computer or digital device with internet connection however they don't post the messages after making such plans.

Person A: He told me that he'll email me tonight, however I was waiting for his email and messages on facebook but it never showed up. I saw him the next day, only for him to tell me, that he forgot to send the important email. He cyber-stood me up. Didn't he cyber-stood me up?

Person B: He clearly cyber-stood up you on that day.

by I_am_a_loser January 11, 2015

stoofed

to be so full that you still are in a lesser but still substantial form of agony an hour or more later.

Omar: Are you still stuffed guy?

Teddy: Uh did you look at the clock? It's been an hour and a half bra. I'm fuckin stoofed!

Omar: nye...very nye.

by provider44 January 16, 2010