sechzor

Sex. It's a deliberate misspell, and like most words deliberately misspelled, it indicates humour or sarcasm in text format.

Geek1337: Hey guys. Sorry I wasn't on-line last night, I got teh sechzor.
xtr33m: Yeah...from your hand-zor!
n00bie321: Lol, pwnt!!1

by Sid P July 10, 2007

shech

Lying bastard

you're such a Shech

by Buttsucker69 January 3, 2017

steck

a math teacher sexually attracked to his female students

that teacher is a real steck

by berthen March 10, 2022

DJ Sechrist

A cool guy whos head looks like ann egg. His real name is Donald. He is dating Kristie Maxi who gives hom no poonanny (see pussy). He is a good guy with a dry dick.

DJ Sechrist gets no pussy.

by Bob Daubert January 20, 2004

Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Also known as the shakeyhead.com special. Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

by I Have Allergies December 27, 2008

Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010

paco stache

A cheesy, barely-there moustache that you would see typically on a teenage boy who is just getting facial hair.

Check out the paco stache on that guy!

by Beth November 7, 2003