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Stealth Booker

Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?

(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)

Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
by Blargle Margle June 8, 2011
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Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound
Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss
by infinitevoid October 11, 2012
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Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.
Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.
by Smerv January 27, 2023
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Stealth balls

1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.
John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"
by nakdau March 24, 2010
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Stealth List

The playlist on a young male's iTunes that contains songs considered innapropriate for the male to be listening to by his peers, having a name designed to avoid suspicion from peers looking through their iTunes. Common artists include Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Cascada. It is not uncommon for all members of a social circle to each have Stealth Lists almost identical to each others', but never know.
My little sister just tried to buy a Taylor Swift album on my iTunes, but it was already on my Stealth List.
by pohkfr1r1c3 August 18, 2009
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Super-stealth

1. Super-stealth: To be extremly sneaky so that others do not notice your presence.

2. Super-stealthily: An extremly sneaky way to commit an act.
1. a girl is lying in bed half naked falling asleep while friends talk around her, look up to see a boy standin in the room aswell

Girl: Wooaahhhh when did you come? You're so super-stealth...

2. I will now go smoke a ciggarette super-stealthily so that my nark brother doesn't catch me.
by Stealth-master July 7, 2008
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Stealth Bottom

Noun

A gay man who comes across as a top but ends up being a total bottom. a bottom that flies under the radar.
I thought that Tom would be a total top, but he is one of those stealth bottoms
by kroppen5000 January 28, 2014
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