Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

shavings

weed particles found in random places and smoked when your desperate.

"Shit son we still have our shavings to smoke!!!!!!"

by kN3AShA April 13, 2007

Staging

When a girl positions herself in a space (like a bar) in such a way that men are more likely to approach her.

I am always staging when I go out by standing a little outside my circle of friends so that men feel more comfortable coming up to me.

by Jay Rocher December 24, 2011

shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009

saving bank

when you go with out sex or masturbation for a whole week or 2 weeks in preparation for an optimal size load; usually this is done in hopes of impregnation or just a ridiculously messy facial.

I've been saving bank for this weekends bukkake scene.

by Mr. Bidnasty February 4, 2010

Stadingrad

Helsinki

People in Helsinki call their city "Stadi", the town, so Stadingrad comes from there.

There's so much snow here that you can't get out of this city by car, by bus or by train. I guess I'm trapped in Stadingrad.

by stas April 28, 2012

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016