Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

Static

Gay filthy monkey who loves sexually harassing 16 year olds

"Static SA'd me"

by JewMolester April 29, 2024

static

Queer

“Bro was moving static”

by Wavy soul June 5, 2024

Static Miku

The brightest star you'll see! She's fratured in the Flavor Foley music video "Static", where Hatsune Miku's voicebank is used. She has bright pigtails in the shape of music notes, a blue outfit sprinkled with tv colors, and irresistible adorable rosy cheeks!

I need her

MOVING ON, her music video has reached over 25 million views on YouTube alone, and yet there still is no official plush/merch release. Why.

Many fans compare her to Deltarune's "Mr. Ant Tenna", because of their love for TV and their severe abandonment issues. She just wants to be wanted. Is that so wrong?

P1: Man, I need Static Miku..
The sleep paralysis demon: ...tf are you on about?

by starry_horned_freak February 14, 2026

Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.

Static void order here to take your balls.

by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025

Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

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Person 0: Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025