galloping stanleys

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.

"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."

by A. Stockdill August 6, 2007

Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Bingo Stanley

When a gal entices people into her vag using cookie crisp.

Damn, I wasn't gonna hit it, but then she pulled a Bingo Stanley.

by Ms. Ginger Nude 2010 December 6, 2010

Pullin-A-Stanley

When a man cums really quickly, as he is entering or before. Refers to when Stanley from the Tv series Skins nutted when he was making out with michelle. Also known as Extremely bad Pre-mature Ejaculation

Sarah: How was it with Luke last night?
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more

by YS3 September 14, 2012

Stanley Steamer

The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.

She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.

by Hgswells November 19, 2019

stanley stinker

A loud "toot" or farting noise that can clear a room in the blink of an eye

I feel a Stanley Stinker cooking

by Deez Noogers July 4, 2016

Stanley Enow

STANLEY ENOW

A non talented person who claims to have too much money and uses the little he has to buy and claim other people's talents

2) A dumb Ass /halfwit who thinks he is the best

3) A terrible Singer who was once a rapper

He can't sing or rap, he is such a Stanley Enow

by Yongka May 13, 2019