Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

by Ed December 17, 2004

stalkerish

Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)

That dude is getting all stalkerish on me.

by rugbychick February 24, 2005

stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008

stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

by nearly civilized January 5, 2010

Stalker Numbers

numbers added to your phone by Facebook

Person 1: Hey I just got Becky's number
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in

by solidpup July 19, 2012

thug shaker

the thug shaker (or rump shaker)is known to be from the thug hunter which finds specifically black people and pays them money to pull down their pants and shake that shit.

Oh, you've got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talkin' about Spread your ass open, dude You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker, Give me the thug shaker, Shake your ass dude take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, come on I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah, that’s some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Yeah, nice huh? Alright, that'll work for 'em

by binklebop March 17, 2023