Stanley

The poorer and therefore shitter of the two main towns in Derwentside, County Durham. Consett, the more prosperous of the two areas was a shit-hole in the 60s, 70s and early 80s, however after the Steel works closed and money was re-invested in the area, it is now the Monte Carlo of Derwentside! Stanley on the other hand has a fine selection of boarded up shops, closed pubs and charity shops! It is frequented by neanderthols in chavy clothes and burberry baseball caps who will threaten you with minor violence if you look at them the wrong way but would actually shit a brick if you stood up to them!

Are you going to the market in Stanley today?

No thanks, I don't need any charity clothes!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

flat stanley

blowing your load while you're soft

d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style

by shwoogie May 15, 2010

Stanley

From the old english meaning: Walks Bare Foot threw the stone garden

Also it is a brand name of an economy brand of screw drivers and other such hand tools

Derived for the Polish version of the name "Stanley" you get Variations including Stoshu, Stash, Stashu, and Stoshy.

Hey Stanley are those pierogies done yet?

by lordolaf February 4, 2010

stanley steamer

when a woman puts saran wrap over her face then her partner takes a shit on her face so she can feel the hot steam.

I laid this bitch down on the ground and put saran wrap on her face, then i gave her a stanley steamer

by bigg k- dogg December 3, 2003

stanley knife

A cutty, slicy thing.

What the fuck is a stanley knife?
Why, it's a cutty slicy thing, havn't you been on urban dictionary recently?

by Mr. Willy July 20, 2008

Stanley Yelnats

The act of standing back to back with your significant other, bending over and having sex backwards. (your butt-cheeks should be touching and your penis should be between your legs.)

-"Have you read Holes?"

-"No, but I am an expert on Stanley Yelnats."

by the hyman bros. May 25, 2010

Stanley

Stanley is a stupid ass motherfucker. He is nothing but dumb and will try to be your friend just too expose you. Nobody should like him. He is an idiot. But this is not case for all of them. The other ones are just as funny as Stanley from the office

That kid is such a Stanley

by Yakiboi76 August 28, 2020