Squishy

really cute old people
typically little old men

Margaret: LOOK AT THAT SQUISHY!
Debbie: NO. HE'S NOT A SQUISHY, HE LOOKS MEAN NOT CUTE.

by debbiexohno April 23, 2010

Squishy Jimmy

A condom that has been shat in. A Squishy Jimmy then gets put on the dick like a normal condom, and is used for whatever the hell the person wants.

(Derived from the term "Jimmy" meaning condom)

Tommy just ate a bean burrito. He has to take a massive shit but he's in the middle of having sex, so he shits in the condom and creates a Squishy Jimmy. Tommy then fucks his girlfriend while the shit is squishing all over his dick

by Dongalicious August 27, 2011

Squishy Science

A general term used to describe biology related science. The term originates from the image of a squishy cell that is often a symbol of the study of biology. It can also be used to describe chemistry as chemistry can be used in cell biology as well.

I'm so happy I don't have to take any squishy science classes as a math major

by sammyq April 2, 2017

Squished

When a jockey riding a horse in a horse race falls at a jump, or if the horse throws off the jockey mid-race.

I was at Cheltenham race course, and bet on Westward Fury as the odds were 6/1 - but he squished 4 jumps from the end.

by hgitntkmetkl April 4, 2018

squishy

I shall name him squishy, and he shall be my squishy, and he shall be my lunch

says Bakura to the cow

by daHawk August 14, 2004

Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008

Squishums

My everything, the most perfect girl in the world, the one I want to squish for ever and ever!

I <3 my Squishums!

by Tush Tush September 23, 2009