squirtle

-to poo
-to have the runs
-to pee
-to make man juice

-I think I made him squirtle himself...I did make him squirtle himself.
-I ate cheese and now I have the squirtles.
-You made me laugh so hard, I squirtled my pants.
-R kelly squirtled all over his victim while making his home videos.
-While doing the dirty deed, I prematuraly squirtled everywhere.

by -JBZ- June 14, 2005

squirtle squad

a group of girls that think they're the shit, but in fact, they're shit

that squirtle squad was definitely tanking it up tonight at the bar.

by lastniggaonearth October 9, 2010

the squincher

A sex act where you convince your girl to have anal sex, then zap her with a taser while doing the deed.

Man, my girlfriend and I did The Squincher last night, and my nuts are still tingling!

by dick tillman September 19, 2009

Squirtle

Craft a Papier-mâché turtle shell and make your girlfriend /boo wear it and the make her climax

Todd:Man When i get home i'm gonna give my boo such a squirtle
Laquam

by CoolCat97 June 24, 2015

squiler

Good and Bad person

He is a squiler

by Fantee May 9, 2018

Squirter

Noun; the device used to change the channel on a television that is formally known as the remote.

Oi, chuck dad the squiter.
That's a nice squirter.
Bought a new squirter and it is incredibly accurate for up to 4 metres.

by Theodore bunderberg October 17, 2020

Squidlers

another word for money, can also be said a squids

i got 20 squidlers in the bank

by The Real Squidler March 26, 2021