Doin The Squidward

When your Girlfreind cheats on you with three differnt guys at the same time.

Yo man, I just broke up with my girl cause I heard she was Doin the squidward with John, Donnie & Steve behind my back.

by Hollyy' MaliBu B April 27, 2011

squidward

The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.

Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.

Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(

by Believe in Me April 24, 2004

Squidulous

Something that has the qualities of being preposterous.

ie placing the word squid in front of other words (includes squidulation ("that's pure squidulation"), squidojitory, suidervecsent, squidaliscios, squidnificint, squidanamous)

Ben, that joke you cracked on Francesca was just Squidulous!

by FrankieNP February 2, 2013

squidward in a chair

a cancerous meme that will make you suicidal so,DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!

OMG did you see that squidward in a chair one hour version

by Fellow_Germans_unite! May 4, 2018

Squidward

What an erect penis looks like from a womans view when laying her head on his stomach.

Looking at his penis it reminded me of Squidward

by krissi d December 8, 2009

squidard

one lonely pubic hair on a womans monk

I almost choked on my girlfriends squidard.

by naked mole rats April 7, 2011

Squidwarding

The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact

Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)

by Shitballs5 September 28, 2014