Squeech

To blow your nose on a chicks asshole as lube.

Guy 1 - "Hey hows that cold coming along?"
Guy 2 - "Pretty good, I totally squeeched that librarian last night."
Guy 1 - "Yea shes a good squeechee"

by Sir-Squeach-A-Lot March 3, 2009

squeem poop

When you sent your dog to poop in enemy territory that is called "squeem poop".

I put your squeem poop in my mouth.

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

squeegie

A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.

Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.

by mackenzieeeeeee September 5, 2010

Squee

A Squee Is also commonly known as a or Square. A Square is a cigarette. The Term Squee is used by people, namely hipsters, too lazy to make all the sounds used in the word Square. Squee has more of a flow-like tone as it rolls off the tounge.

1. Ay Think I can bum a Squee off Yunz Guys?
2. I need a Squee or i'm going to have an anxiety attack
3. Lot's of models champ down Squees like it's their job, they keep you lean. Reduces Hunger.
4. Betsqueeee

by QvClass11' December 26, 2010

penile squeegee

The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.

(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."

by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008

Squeech

That awkward moment when a fart is let out during fapping

Brandon: "Dude, I was in my room fapping and let out a huge fart."
Clark: "HA sounds like you just squeeched."

by Silly Swed March 23, 2012

Squeem

A combination of squirm and scream usually during sex

The sex was so intense I couldn't do anything but squeem

by Aboc January 24, 2015