queer squash 

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.

So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.

queer squash by SirJankytitsmclesbo December 5, 2017

tub squash 

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

tub squash by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018

Butternut Squash

Is basically another way to say the "B" word

"OH YO SON O A BUTTERNUT SQUASH!!!"

Butternut Squash by COOKIE DOU June 2, 2018

Dribble Squash 

A game I invented with my dad when I couldn't play squash properly. It is like squash, but with no rules. The only rule is to keep the ball moving.

Wow, you should try playing Dribble Squash ! You'd be good at it.

Dribble Squash by Spagz July 3, 2018

Lie Squash 

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

Lie Squash by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Rocket squash 

A type of gourd or squash that is produced as a result of pumpkins/squash/or gourds cross breeding. It is mainly found closer to the gourd family, however it can be a variation of any of the three. It resembles a rocket (hence the nname) with little "wings" off the side of the main body. It also has a long curved neck.

Color variations: Yellow, green, black, white cream, orange, and red. Other variations are being discovered every day.

See also: rocket squish

"Did you see the rocket squash?" cried he. She shook her head "You bafoon, that's a gourd!", to this remark the boy smiled coyly "That's only what they want you to believe".

Rocket squash by savethemoon January 2, 2019

Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it

Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?

Cobble Squash by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019