Shuke

A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.

If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.

I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.

by sklonko October 7, 2007

snuke

A suitcase nuclear device which is designed to be hidden in a woman's snizz

"Miss Clinton it appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz"

by b33r December 15, 2008

Kike Spike

When one kicks a Jew so hard in the ball sack that they cry blood

Jewbag was being a Jew so he got kike spiked

by Elmono56 February 17, 2008

Spikes

Cleats, or spiked shoes.

"I got some new spikes yesterday"
"Haha cool for soccer?"
"Yeah"

by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

New Freedom Railroad Spike

Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand, while on the RailTrail in Southern York County, PA.

After a couple of drinks @ the Hodle, Stacy and I took a hike on the trail. I starting playing with her ass and then gave her a New Freedom Railroad Spike. She screamed louder than John Henry's hammer.

by MAG-NUM February 25, 2009

spokesbabe

A ridiculously good-looking communications professional.

Republican spokesbabe Megan Piwowar

by journosaurus rex November 27, 2009

spuce

An elementary element that refers to that of "power" or "energy" in a naturally and spiritually obtained fashion..... and it also means that I am NOT gay.

"dude, you just blew my fucking hand off with that last blast! If you dont wanna get expelled, you best lay off the Spuce!"

by Danny Barq July 14, 2004