splongerotes

Used as an insult for someone who is quiet but creul

She's so Splongerotes

by CAM-I-AM April 23, 2004

Splaunter

When someone is so drunk that as they are walking they hit solid objects and are too intoxiacted to notice. They just keep on going.

That drunk chick just splauntered into the flower pot.

by LBatch December 24, 2010

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex

Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018