Split Condom

Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...

Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!

*Split Condom*

Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?

Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?

by ACSL October 11, 2009

Spliterus

The hole at the end of a penis.

the man went pee out of his spliterus

by morr8362 October 25, 2010

diggity splits

Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.

"I need that money diggity splits, man"

by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006

piss split

when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy

" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"

by badboi87 April 26, 2007

southend banana split

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.

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by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014

Springsteen split

The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch

That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.

by djslut October 1, 2005

Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.

Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?

by otherdustin May 1, 2010