Speezing

The act of inflating your balls with a bike pump, then squeezing them till they pop.

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriends awesome, how come you never introduced us?
Guy 2: Idk, things between us are kind of weird and I'm thinking of breaking things off.
Guy 1: Well how come?
Guy 2: She keeps asking if she can speeze me and I'm just not comfortable with speezing!

by Manic O March 17, 2025

Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025

Screeching Eagle

To feel so free you must become balls deep in an american bald eagle

Shoulda been here for the fourth of July man, Bryce went full screeching eagle

by Bryce Thomas June 9, 2025

Specking Out

When a crack head is looking for “specks” on the ground because they’re positive they dropped a rock/piece earlier. On their hands and knees, or bent over or flipping everything upside down picking up anything that may look like a piece of crack from bread crumbs to candle wax or plastic pieces of stuff or even paper or a pebble or a peanut… Some will even try to smoke whatever they find on the ground, just desperate for the last hoot/doot. They could search over and over in the same spots, looking at the same pieces of fluff or whatever they previously ditched after realizing it’s not a rip… it’s literally insanity. Typically happens at the end of their bag; but some people will speck out even at the beginning of their bag. It’s a hard habit to break…

“Quit specking out bro, you’ve looked there 5 times now and tried smoking a pebble… it’s time to sleep”

“Bro I swear to you I dropped a piece earlier. A big chunk. I’ll share it with you if you help me find it”
“Bruh you didn’t drop shit from the 40 piece you got… I watched you smoke every crumb and the resin. Sober up.”
“It’s not enough, I need one more rip, I gotta have a bell ringer man it’s been too long. Call your guy up, I’ll trade him anything”
“Man you’re basically homeless he won’t want anything you got, keep specking out maybe you’ll find a couple bucks”
“Can I get a $13 chunk, ask him please”
“What the fuck bro, no way”

by StellaStarr November 28, 2025

shadow speeding

An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.

"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"

by bahnburner December 6, 2006

Hallway Speeding

When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway

A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"

B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"

Or

*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"

by SneakySniper April 27, 2015

Zack SpeshIngold

A typical disabled brit, loves tea, and hates schwarz, is a Borris johnson wanna be, also commited slavery and was behind the september 11 attacks, only eats peanut butter but claims its pork which is haram, supports man city which demonstartes low iq. Favourite word is twat. He is also special, aye.

Zack speshIngold is the following...

by AcidCloudz October 3, 2023