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Sparx reader

Torture because it makes you read books you can’t choose and the only way to choose is to read books you don’t like more than the mandatory amount
Bob: We don’t have sparx reader set today
Jim: Good, I’d rather drown 3 times
by Some guy who hates school March 23, 2026
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Sparx science

A form of science homework so bad, it should be illegal
Dave: if you have common sense, you hate sparx science
by AJC12LB March 25, 2026
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Sparx learning

A company derived from the depths of hell that makes an already not enjoyable task in homework, even worse
by AJC12LB March 25, 2026
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Sparx Maths

Sparxs maths is a digital app for doing maths homework online,
This 'abomination' is ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE, when it first got added, I thought it was good since we didn't have to do as much on paper/worksheets anymore, but thats the ONLY advantage! and for the useless BOOKWORK checks that come nearly EVERY QUESTION, all you have to do is write your answers in your computers notepad and be done with it, no pencil required! (if your teacher doesn't check bookwork) and this is one of the easiest things to CHEAT on! and the help videos can sometimes be vague.

every sparx homework has around 4 - 10 tasks which have 4 - 15 individual questions each! not including the fact that the bookwork checks come every 1-5 questions!

This is one of the only homeworks that I've cheated on because it is repetitive, and doesn't teach you ANYTHING!
ever since online maths homework has been issued, my grades have DECREASED and in year 7, I got a FOUR PERCENT, 4 PERCENT, although my grades have somewhat increased, I still have a failing grade, and my IGCSE'S are next semester

Revision packets for maths my school issues at the half term break before assessment weeks are more useful that this crap!
A: "Yo bro, did u cheat on the sparx maths homework last week?"
B: "Yea, its so boring, repetitive, and doesn't help my grades at all!"
A: "same here"
by Aaroh Sarnaik March 26, 2026
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Sparx Maths

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate sparx maths since I began to live. There are billions apon billions of cells that fill my body. If the word hate was engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of billions of cells, it would not equal ONE ONE-BILLIONTH of the hate I feel for Sparx Maths at this micro-instant. HATE. HATE.
by Chineese Toe March 26, 2026
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The Sparky

The Sparky:

Is a sex move that is a cousin of the great ATM (Ass-To-Mouth). To perform a sparky, once must start with the sex move ATM (banking a girl in the ass then getting her to suck you off), now here is when the Sparky comes in. While she is sucking you off you must rip the biggest fart of your life.
Wow, I can't believe you were texting me while you were doing "The Sparky" to her last night !
by Thee AFL March 14, 2011
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The Sparky

The Sparky is a sexual maneuver where she is face down, facing away (spooning position). The lady sandwiches the cock between her hand and her (wet) pussy. (No penetration).
George, we don’t need a condom tonight. We are doing the sparky.
by Bigdawg6969420 February 21, 2024
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