spance

to inject your penis into ones bellybutton

i dont know why he spanced me, my bellybutton is a lot higher than my vagina.

by tiskocator June 1, 2011

Spandan

He is the biggest nerd you will ever find. All he knows is study, study, and study. Being arrogant and egoistic are his favourite hobbies. He can beat anyone at any game

Oh, look Spandan got full in every subject

by RustyYT January 23, 2021

spanain

noun - undefined terms (may look like Art Garfunkle with leather flip flops)

You look like you seen a spanain.

by Fo-Snygga March 18, 2005

Spandacular

A way to describe an amazing object or occurance.

The less than 1% of population that actually looks good in spandex

Example 1:
Marvin: "How was the parade?"
Martha: "Oh, it was spandacular! There was great music, floats, and tasty free food."

Example 2:
(Penelope comes in wearing new spandex)
Winston: Wow Penelope! You look absolutly spandacular in those new spandex you just bought!"
Penelope: Why thank you very much!

by Raine Drop May 20, 2009

A Sanzo

Taking a shower at a friends house and peeing in their shower.

"Hey dude, last time I was at your house, I pulled a Sanzo."

by M. Godhammur, J.R. December 23, 2007

ex-fucking-spand

The act of placing a 'fucking' in the middle of a word to create a feeling of urgency or to make a point.

Ex-fucking-spand 'ed version!

Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'

Regular version!

Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.

by Extralongostrich August 20, 2013

spanard

An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.

Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.

by Hilltopper December 15, 2008