An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole
My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting
a person who can be seen as a father figure, but can also disappear into thin air without warning. many say that spacedad swims with whales in space for no apparent reason. they can also be a hoe sometimes, but we stan.
Spade is the name of a girl of sin, also known as the Queen of Sin. A story was told that Spade once fell in love with a girl named Kylie, and they got married. Spade is also the name of a loving, bad-ass girl who would do anything for her friends. She's a fan of Homestuck, Yugioh, Soul Eater, The Devil Is A Part-Timer, and many other fandoms.
Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.