Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon
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Get the Soviet Coffee mug.The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.
Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.
Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.
Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.
Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
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russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
Get the I don't speak russian I speak soviet mug.a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.
It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.
It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.
We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.
by ayobro April 20, 2025
Get the Soviet letter opener machinery mug.When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.
For example:
Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?
Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.
Both: For the motherland.
Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?
Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.
Both: For the motherland.
by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020
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