shreducate

To teach one how to shred on the guitar.

1) Buckethead was shreducated by Paul Gilbert.

2)
Seb: Shit man, i need you to shreducate me

James: Ill shreducate you to virtuosoness and beyond

by Leo Hofmann August 5, 2007

Shreducation

Shreducation: - sh-red-u-ca-tion shr-ej-oo-key-shuhn
– noun
1. the act or process of imparting or acquiring knowledge about snowboarding and/or skiing, developing the powers of reasoning and judgment, and generally of preparing oneself or others intellectually for mountain life.
2. the science or art of teaching someone about all thing snow.
3. the art of teaching someone else to get rad, gnarly, sick, badass etc whilst snowboarding/skiing!!

"Shit son! You need some shreducation. Watch how I rip!"

by rastapastagofaster April 7, 2009

shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.

During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.

by Pistilos July 9, 2010

tire shredder

A vehicle that requires the frequent replacement of its performance tires

Zero to sixty in ten seconds in my tire shredder

by HarmlessGirl March 6, 2015

shred

1. The art of Technically and rhythmatically hammering out amazing and lightning-fast solos on a guitar.
2. To play so amazingly fast on guitar you almost destroy it's strings.

"Shredding" as it is known is limited to the "True" Musicians and as such is not known to shitty Bands/Musicians of lesser talent, IE. Nu-Metal does not, can not and will not ever have shredding present in it's down-tuned watered down style of crap called "music".

Herman "SHRED" Li is one of the fastest guitar shreddars on the planet! \m/

by Demoniac March 30, 2003

Shoreditch twat

20-something dressed in over-priced torn clothing and numerous 80s retro fashion items, sometimes including pink legwarmers. Ridiculous haircuts also de-rigeur. Comonly found in Shoreditch/Hoxton area, usually making bad art in an overpriced warehouse apartment while living on seemingly limitless parental funds. Shoreditch twats where once refered to more politely by the BBC as 'Hoxton trendies'.

Look at the ridiculous haircut on that Shoreditch Twat

by Nick Dawes October 1, 2003

kcf shredders

best fast food product known to man. Consists of shredded iceberg lettuce and cups of mayonase. Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam love kcf shredders.

Get the shredd in your headd

by jordan December 8, 2003