Soggy Spencer

When a public speaker accidently shits his/her droors during a presentation and continues speaking.

While speaking in Hawaii Spencer forgot he was wearing white pants during his presentation, unfortunately he had asoggy spencer on stage only to be called out by a member of the audience.

by Beau Moody December 1, 2007

Soggy don

When someone is thinks they are hard but really they're just moist.

Laquisha had sex with Edwin and keeps boasting about it to her granddaddy. What a soggy don...

by Slugsoap May 7, 2014

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Soggy Pocket

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.

Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.

by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016

Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010

loggy soggy

Similar to luigi from the mario series

Guy: I love the new mario game with Mayro Soggy and Loggy Soggy
Guy2: Yeah same, Loggy Soggy is the best

by joshosh March 3, 2018

Soggy Crix

Trinbagonian version of Soggy Cracker

When a group of heterosexual men ejaculates on the crix, the last man to release his semen has to consume the crix.

boy 1 : Eh monsta, lewwe play some soggy crix nah?

boy 2 : Again boy? You eh fed up win?

by SweetBaldHeadMan December 6, 2022