shawkward

an event that is both surprising and uncomfortable simultaneously

I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.

by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009

soak my gouch

something you yell when an annoying shit fuck starts trying shit in yo hood so you want that nigga to lick the underneath between yo balls and yo ass

Tom, nigga fuck you
Me, yo nigga soak my gouch

by oiFaNCYz- December 15, 2014

Soakin'

A word used to describe ones actions. Such as hanging out, relaxing, and having a good time.

"What are you doing today dude?" "Oh nothing man just soakin' with the boys "

"Hey dude did you go to that party last night?" "Oh yeah dude we were soakin' on that party last night"

by Madlockk December 22, 2016

Super soaker

Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.

The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

by Dump truck January 6, 2017

shawkenaw

the act of pummeling an opponent with extreme force, especially in self-defense

They retaliated with unforgettable shawkenaw.

by Crawford August 27, 2003

Soaking The Rug

1.When a couple decide to have sex in the shower and figure out that it is a huge pain in the ass. They proceed to move things outside, possibly on the shower rug that you step on directly outside of said shower. Being drenched, they both "soak the rug."

2. Cumming on/within the confines of your partners pubic hair.

1. Deeds: Forget this shower babe, it's too restricting.

Sonoma: Shall we proceed in Soaking The Rug?

2. Squeekwal: Baby, I'm thinking of Soaking The Rug.

ChuckE: Bring it on, and stay away from my eyes.

by Mickey Fan March 22, 2009