Snort

When you have to laugh but you're too dignified to be loud

I was watching something funny on TV and snorted after seeing something funny

by ScreenNameDater February 12, 2022

Butt-snort

Snorting coke up yer butt.

Ahh..shit...i gotta butt-snort this next one...

by Butt-snorters Anonymous May 9, 2021

snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

Gutter Snort

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.

KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you’re up for it.
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!

(Gutter Snort!)

by KStax December 5, 2023

Bully Snorts Day

February 27th is dedicated to the act of bullying Discord user Snorts for his love mommy dommy fendom and feminin penis. It is legally allowed, and even encouraged to send the video "STOP SENDING ME HENTAI" to him each time he mentions or posts something gay.

Oh boy, it's Bully Snorts Day! I can't wait to show him the vid :D

I'm sorry bud, but you're definitely ain't getting a dommy mommy on Bully Snorts Day.

by YeezeyBreezey February 27, 2023

snort snack

Snort snack is were you snort a furit snack/swallow things through your nose

I like to snort snacks

by Unicorns are real21 June 11, 2017

The peeing river snort

When a female is upside and she pisses it goes down her body and snorts it

I told my friend if we should try The peeing river snort and it’s not bad

by vdeaDreamv January 8, 2021