loose shooting

Recklessly ejaculating in a girl you really don't like, possible causing an unwanted pregnancy.

Person One: This cat is crying cause he got (insert name of one night stand woman here) pregnant.

Person Two: Good for his ass he shouldn't have been loose shooting.

by AJames June 11, 2006

Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.

A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.

by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009

Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.

Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!

by Bob-owski October 5, 2011

bathtub smoothie

A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.

A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds

That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.

I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.

by RamahTrip November 11, 2013

Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna November 19, 2015

kirby shooting

When a woman gets a cream pie then the guy sucks all the cum out. Then blows it back into her ass.

Omg! I cant to wait to give that hot slut her first kirby shooting of cum in her was.

by Satan Tonio texas cowboy July 25, 2016