shituation

a verry shitty situation

"Fuck! My boyfriend just found out that i am cheating on him!!!"

"Wow, that is a big shituation..."

by whichmonaneyy January 11, 2009

conducive to my situation

an intelligent-sounding way to state whether or not a certain outcome is likely or possible.

even though i really like that Frank, his lack of a job is not conducive to my situation.

by that_sassy_girl January 14, 2011

Harvard-Yale situation

A scenario in which a prestigious institution is in close competition with a slightly less prestigious institution. Named after, of course, Harvard and Yale.

Both sports teams were good, but one always seemed to push just a little past the other. It was a real Harvard-Yale situation.

by crohall June 6, 2011

Shituation

How Sean Connery pronounces the word 'situation'.

"What'sh the shituation, M?

by Tony Z May 3, 2008

Sarah Palin Situation

A book, movie, conversation or idea so boring, it instantly puts you to sleep

Gal: Hey, can you escort me to my sewing class
Dude to self: I am in for a Sarah Palin Situation.

by Glass (Dr.J) December 7, 2009

sex sex situation

A situation in which sex is inevitable or guaranteed.

Tony went out last night with this girl he found on Tinder to find a swinger couple, they could not, but got drunk and had sex - it was a sex sex situation!

by Areyousex? September 28, 2014

Shituation

A situation that sucks. You can't do anything about it...it's just a shitty situation

-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!

by Moose@Duck December 10, 2009