Slomosexual

Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"

Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed

by 8®00† October 21, 2010

sloodging

The sport of sliding down a hill on a large block of ice for fun.

Tim and I went sloodging yesterday. Our asses were sooo numb.

by Deja17 October 24, 2008

Sloboggan

A sleek bullet- or sled-shaped board built much like a toboggan. Sloboggans are built for speed and travel much farther than both sleds and toboggans.

Bill went twice as far on his sloboggan as his friends on sleds.

by zimz12 December 17, 2008

SloMo Sapien

Very lazy person. Someone who doesn't get in a hurry.

That guy never gets in a hurry! He's such a SloMo Sapien!

by Street65 November 6, 2013

Sloober tank

A pool filled with sluts.

There's a sloober tank at the comfort inn right now.

There's a sloober tank over there.

by Pauliesucksass May 22, 2014

Slohut

When someone acts rude or disrespectful.

That guy at the mall was such a slohut for not letting me buy that coat.

by ReindeerFloattilla May 15, 2016

Sloob

Another word for bitch, but a nicer was of saying it

Amie is such a sloob

by Gingerbreadlady_ February 2, 2017