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minnesota ball slap 

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.
I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

Kentucky Cock Slap 

A girl is on her knees you jerk off in your hand stick your dick in the girls mouth and slap her in the face with the cum in your hand
Damn that was a great Kentucky Cock Slap John did on Tammy Lin
Kentucky Cock Slap by freztubegod September 18, 2017

Superman Jap Slap 

Superman Jap Slap is when you perform the martial arts move of the “Superman Punch” but instead of punching, you slap your opponent with an open palm moving in a downward diagonal motion right-to-left (for right handers).
Dude, that student just got Superman Jap Slapped by his teacher!

Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slap 

Arabian Muslim version of footstep.
Guy1: Where the hell are my panties?!
Guy2: Probably the Arab Muslim neighbor next door stole them, I heard some Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slaps midnight but I thought it was just you stroking your cock with a banana peel as usual.

Timmy Slap 

When someone ejaculates into their hand and slaps an unsuspecting victim with said hand.
That girl walked in on him jerking it so he Timmy Slapped her!
Timmy Slap by BrianHoffplinker December 7, 2012

Windmill Dick Slap

When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.