Singles Awareness Day

February 14 (valentine's day, of course, for those who are in a relationship) For those without a significant other, the advertisements, cards, flowers and attention given to this particular day make one acutely aware of one's lack of couplehood.

For Singles Awareness Day, I bought myself great chocolate, sexy heels and a new pair of earrings. It helped me avoid the desperate action of finding a man to date just so I wasn't alone on V-Day.

by saint paul girl February 6, 2010

single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009

Singer Bong Writer

A phrase used when one becomes a lyrical genius after toking the reefer, hitting the bong or any other methods for enjoying the THC goodness.

Adj. Someone is a 'singer bong writer'

by Hudson742 October 6, 2009

single surplus

The surplus of money that comes after a break-up. Often spent on new clothing and electronics. Only applies to working males.

Girl: Wow, nice new clothes you got there!
Guy: Thanks, spent my single surplus money on them.

by deckardk February 19, 2011

Singed Ball Syndrome

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.

1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.

by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012

Single Step Jenks

Another phrase for diarrhea. Basically when you shit and piss out your ass at the same time. A derivative of jenkem

I had too much five star Thai last night and now this morning I am producing Single Step Jenks

by joestealthmode October 5, 2016

single dog

A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’，normally in an ironic yet humorous way， mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.

It's not easy for a single dog to be alone on Valentine's Day.

by oiejo July 4, 2019