Simes

Coolest last name possible. Probably comes from England or Ireland.

How it goin Simes.. Hey Simes.. SIMES!!!!

by Oliver H. March 4, 2008

Simeon

Simeon is the name for the dingle berries that hang on butt hair

I have a Simeon hanging from my butt

by buttgokwaninthebin August 25, 2012

sice that jaunt piece

1. to command a bitch to suck your dick
2. please hand that to me!

1. hey bitch, get over here and sice that jaunt piece!
2. excuse me mom, could you sice that jaunt piece over to me?

by totallyKT August 7, 2007

simen

Simen Mortensen 777

Simen plays the "bad guy" in "cat and mouse"

by GIMLI LOVES METALLICA October 10, 2003

Simerly

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

by Simerly January 29, 2004

Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

Simbeck

Something that is used to excite one on a regular basis.

Wow, I wish I had a Simbeck right about now.

by purple pigeot July 16, 2009