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silent knobhead

Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
by Angel_k April 11, 2013
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Silent Steppa

A Silent Steppa is a person who moves and does everything in silence and isn't scared to step up to anybody, Silent Steppas prefer to be alone but when theirs people around Silent Steppas pay keen attention as to what is goin on and studies the room if he feels safe in that environment he'll socialize if he feels unsafe he will always keep his gaurd up and remain silent and keeps a serious face to show that he isn't afraid of anyone or anything
Group: Why is he so quiet?
Silent Steppa:~Silence~
by Silenceintheplace November 21, 2021
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silent houdini

When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.
Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"
by realniggazunite September 23, 2013
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Silent shrub

A land/estate for booty calls and loose women known for alcohol, drugs, and debauchery.
Nick met a girl at the cigar bar and brought her back to the silent shrub.
by Peter piper 911 January 10, 2017
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Silent Movies

Watching porn on your personal device with the sound muted, so no one knows what your watching.
Jack denied he was watching silent movies, but the bulge in his pants gave him away.
by Stubdog June 26, 2018
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Silent Witness

Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.
That was lucky. I almost broke a finger on my Silent Witness...
by Piggonshig April 24, 2016
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silent creeping

When you check out your facebook but keep your chat status changed to offline. That way no one knows you are online for hours facebook creeping on other people. You avoid being named that guy thats always on ie facebook whore. You also avoid being forced to chat with people you would rather not. Is easily spotted if you post or comment but do not appear as active in chat.
The third time after an annoying new facebook friend began chatting with me as soon I got on, I began silent creeping instead.
by erizzle3 November 11, 2009
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