shruken hawk

A person that is very unfair or mean, especialy to disabled or clumsy people

hater

"Man! All I did was trip, you need to quit bein' such a shruken hawk, and stop "

by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

scruter

a person who provokes the act of squishing onto themselves

or a person whom one may find incredibly squishy.

Issy is such a scruter! i just want to squash her cheeks!

by Hassiba Elissa August 22, 2007

shruberrific

A really cool shrub!

That shrubs shruberrific!

by Amzta September 9, 2007

Strute

A flute made of a straw by cutting the end to a point and making holes on one side.

I played my strute on the plan and was escorted off the flight.

by Dr. Bren February 10, 2010

shuteva

Shut up and whatever, combined.

"you were looking so good today."
"shuteva.

by zacharannie January 10, 2013

shrubery

A hedge with purpose, whose intention upon creation is to please the viewer, or at least make them jealous at the prospect of you affording to pay someone to cut your bushes nice.

that guy sure is ballin check out ma mans shrubery. slang spelling of shrubbery.

by antennaes December 23, 2015

Shluterhagen

A game in which primal males throw weighted sticks at a target and whomever lands the stick farthest from the target wins, the trick is one still has to aim at the target. This game originated in 1942.

Nazi: Hitler let's play some shluterhagen Plex!

Hitler: I gotta turn off the gas first my dude, cant let the bill go through the roof again.

Nazi: Oh yeah, I have to work on my boner length throwing any ways.

Hitler: Yeah man how are you expecting to make it pro with that horrible form.

Nazi: Meh fuhrer plez luv meh senpai!?

by WileyN14 August 13, 2017