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Shovel Bunny 

Someone who watched Brendan Fraser's Mummy or Indiana Jones and has romanticized archaeology. A person who wants to sleep with an archaeologist. An archaeologist groupie.
Whether in the field or at a conference, if there is an archaeologist around the shovel bunny won't be far behind.
Shovel Bunny by nextgenarchaeo October 17, 2023

Shovel in hand 

Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)
(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!

(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.
Shovel in hand by Ja'vae December 14, 2023

shovel play 

The act of taking a shovel and shoving it up your rectum as an act of sexual pleasure.
“Have you heard what Taylor did the other day with Jordan? They love shovel play
shovel play by suedylan December 6, 2024

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.
Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.
Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Strange Duped Shovel 

The Strange Duped Shovel (SBD for short) is a strange quality stock shovel gained through a duplication glitch within the game Team Fortress 2. This has become an inside joke among the community thanks to a video by Soundsmith called “TF2 The Legend of the Duped Shovel.”
Orna: I’m buying a Strange Duped Shovel send me a trade offer
Strange Duped Shovel by Genevis September 3, 2020

Travelling Shovel Of Death

Some say it thirsts for blood; others say it is an innocent implement forced to do the bidding of murderous fiends. A disturbingly recurrent murder weapon, the Travelling Shovel Of Death appears in multiple different mediums (Usually novels), wherin it is featured murdering an innocent victim.
Henry knew his street well, but he didn't like it. The parameters stretched; the shadows hid secrets; the wind, ever restless, tossed the cloaks of strangers who glared from street corners. But he was sure in his safety. He knew the number of steps to his doorway. He knew where to lift his feet a little higher to avoid tripping on sidewalk cracks hidden in the dark. He knew who to avoid - at least he thought he did, in his naiveté.

A cat was waiting on his doorstep, that night. Dark, soft fur, long legs and a thrumming purr, yellow eyes glinting with reflections of far-off streetlights.

It smiled, sharp, glistening teeth ever white against the shadow of its fur.

In 42 years, Henry had never once seen a cat smile. Perhaps a trick of the light, or an illusion, he thought. Or maybe not. He knelt, looking the cat in the eyes.

It smiled at him, wider.

Wider.

A shadow moved; soft leather brushed against carpet, and a coat loosened its folds. "You're drunk again," said the voice. "Do you know, Henry, how much I dislike drunks?"

The cat hadn't moved; Henry glanced to the side, and caught a glance of soft brown shoes.

"Mr Woon," he slurred. "Ian. Mate. I just..."

He stopped.

Mr Woon smiled at him; a slow, langorious smile, not unlike that of his cat.

Then slowly, deliberately, he rested the shovel's tip on Henry's neck.

"I dislike drunks very much, Henry," he whispered.

Then he put his foot on the travelling shovel of death, and pushed down.