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Turtle’s Shoulders

The next stage of having Turtle’s Head.
Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders
by GoodinBed December 13, 2025
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Gaming with your head on your shoulders

Slang for erectile distinction when trying to please a girl
Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.

Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.
by Todoroki_is_my_dad August 19, 2021
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things filled with beans that shouldn't be

The ultimate pass time. When you take beans, and put then in places where they shouldn't be, especially your foreskin. But socks and electronic devices work well too. Sometimes you'll get a chuckle, sometimes a full laugh, but always your soul will be filled and you will have purpose in life. It's not just a meme, it's a way of life.
Those shoes aren't supposed to be full of beans but they are. Things filled with beans that shouldn't be.
by Doosh Bigelow January 12, 2022
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Whatever idiot did that should not exist
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH
by JDMF December 3, 2023
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I wanted to write this because sometimes I feel like words aren't enough to describe what I see when I look at you. I am endlessly proud of the man you are. You are truly wonderful, but I also see the parts of you that you hide from the world.

I see how deeply you care, how you pour your energy into the people around you, often consuming yourself just to make sure everyone else is okay. You sacrifice so much, and I know that sometimes you tend to forget about the most important person in that equation: yourself.

But look at what you have achieved. Look at what you’ve built for yourself and how you handle everything life throws at you. It’s breathtaking. You are a man of unshakeable integrity. To say you have a 'good soul' is an understatement; your heart is rare, and it is a gift to everyone who knows you. Please, never forget to keep some of that kindness for yourself, too.
To the man who carries the world on his shoulders, silently:

I Love You to the moon and back and even more.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 14, 2026
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