Shitmuncher

Someone who accepts and broadcasts the dumbed down mass media opinion over thinking for themselves. Often will be overly patriotic and borderline racist. Typically reads a middle market tabloid.

Dan: I Was Born In The UK, So Why Do I Have Less Rights Then Immigrants?

Jake: You don't, why don't you start forming your own opinions based on your own research rather than spouting dail mail readers letters you shitmuncher.

by dexterchip March 6, 2011

Shitcup

A cup... full of shit...

That dude just shitted in a cup. My god nancy! its a shitcup!

by Someotherguy October 19, 2004

shitmus test

Like a litmus test, only instead of litmus paper there's bog roll and instead of an acid/base there's an anus that might have let something slip in the process of breaking wind.

Crikey - I think there was something in that! I'd better go and take a shitmus test...

by hippiness February 18, 2005

shitsucker

A rather agressive homosexual male who is just not satisfied with anal intercourse.

Get the fuck away from me you ass pirate shitsucker!

by obsik April 2, 2003

Shitcunt Deluxe

Similar to a standard shitcunt, but with sat-nav, power steering, and all the bollox!

Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!

by Tom Casey December 30, 2003

Shitsuation

Simple. A Shitty Situation.

"My girlfriend called, she saw me with you."
"That's quite the shitsuation you've got going there."

by S313xo1 November 7, 2009

shitsurbate

To masturbate while shitting.

She wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so I had to shitsurbate.

by BadEar November 22, 2010