Shedding

An alternative curse word. A person or situation is so absurd it is shedding reality

“You’ve got to be shedding me” or shortened, “You’ve got to be sheddin me”

by NevetsB January 22, 2026

Sheeting

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.

Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.

by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024

Sheelings

Feelings that women confuse with truth.

- you have been IGNORING me all day!
- no babe, I’ve been busy at work, stop projecting your sheelings on me

by Somepersononline543210 May 22, 2025

sheening

Being under the influence of a hallucinogen, namely LSD, in public, or even formal settings. The term was coined by South Park writer Trey Parker on 'The Tonight Show' describing his and co-writer Matt Stone's attendance at the oscars, where they had donned dresses and taken acid before walking the red carpet. The two have discussed the night in other interviews but chose to be more discreet on the network appearance, naming their actions after the actor Charlie Sheen's bizarre behavior during his infamous TV interview.

"If you look at the movement of my eyes in the footage, you can clearly see I was sheening my balls off."

by ibeturface August 18, 2025

shadow speeding

An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.

"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"

by bahnburner December 6, 2006

cheat shedding

A trick used by some unethical people in public places, such as buses, trains, or movie theaters in order to get a coveted seat: feigning any type of respiratory shedding (coughing, sneezing, clearing the throat) constantly in order to give another person the impression that the first person is ill. The other person's inclination would be to get up from the seat and look for another one elsewhere.

Hey Mike, I really want to get that seat by the window---I'll do some cheat shedding. Why should that doofus have a good seat and I can't?

by pentozali July 16, 2009

Hallway Speeding

When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway

A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"

B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"

Or

*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"

by SneakySniper April 27, 2015