The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
by Prof. Wilhemina F. Whopington June 12, 2020
Get the twitter shaggermug. The definition of the saying sheep shagger originated from north wales,
It is also widely known as Brandon or Brenda the sheep shagger.
The saying comes from a young boy from the north of wales who one day found out his mum was stuck in a washing machine decided to venture out, but went down a different path, on that path he came across a sheep and decided to fuck it resulting in the saying sheep shagger
It is also widely known as Brandon or Brenda the sheep shagger.
The saying comes from a young boy from the north of wales who one day found out his mum was stuck in a washing machine decided to venture out, but went down a different path, on that path he came across a sheep and decided to fuck it resulting in the saying sheep shagger
Hi I’m Brandon and I like shagging sheep
Brenda the sheep shagger was in the fields today did you see him
Hide your sheep! Sheep shagger awareness
Brenda the sheep shagger was in the fields today did you see him
Hide your sheep! Sheep shagger awareness
by Sheepshaggers February 7, 2024
Get the Sheep shaggermug. Girls who like to shag short runts, typically from the Essex region but can refer to men from elsewhere.
by Ldoggggg June 26, 2015
Get the Shunt Shaggermug. Someone who is greater than a top shagger.
The title above top shagger
Someone who shags a lot of flange, every night they have some new "piece of flange" to shag.
Drives a flange magnet.
The title above top shagger
Someone who shags a lot of flange, every night they have some new "piece of flange" to shag.
Drives a flange magnet.
""Good old BJ, HE CAN SHAG UM. He is a total shagger of greatness."
"Sir shagger of greatness. (formal)"
"Greatness. (informal)"
"Sir shagger of greatness. (formal)"
"Greatness. (informal)"
by Flange slayer February 21, 2024
Get the shagger of greatnessmug. A person, usually a man who doesn't care in who he puts his dick in. He will have sex with anyone: the fat, the jews and even other men.
Person1: dude, did you know Morty had sex with that Jewish, acne ridden cow?
Person2: wow, what a shibby shagger, I heard he even had sex with Shane!
Person2: wow, what a shibby shagger, I heard he even had sex with Shane!
by Binweevils lover69 May 13, 2018
Get the shibby shaggermug. After participating in numerous penetrative sexual acts in a short space of time, a man can develop shaggers dick. This leaves him with a sensitive feeling around the bellend, as well as possibly some soreness and redness. It is easily cured by not shagging for a few days.
‘’Last weekend was great fun, however I ended up with some real shaggers dick after too many sessions.’’
by homerbellerin October 17, 2021
Get the Shaggers Dickmug. Shaggerer
That girl is well lucky, apparently her fella is a qualified Shaggerer. That lad can make vaginas moist at 30 paces.
by Ancient mumu December 13, 2022
Get the Shaggerermug.