sexpot

A sexy looking female (the implication being that she is sexually available).

That Tania is a real sexpot. If she plays her cards right she could have me!

by starflier December 8, 2003

Sexport

A port for the insertion of sexy tools.

*bzzzzzt* request permission to dock with your sexport, madam *bzzzzzt*

*bzzzzt* permission granted *bzzzzt*

by James Randii October 12, 2008

Sexpot

an extreemly sexually attractive person

man that johnny depp is a fuckin' sexpot

by GingerDarlin' May 29, 2009

Seppukkake

Ritual suicide trough the act of Bukkake.

After Yuki dishonoured her family by sleeping with a man before marriage, she was forced to commit Seppukkake.

by Brian van G. December 24, 2005

Seppuku

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

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by Teej October 10, 2006

sepo

1. a name given to Americans that talk alot of shit, have monstrous horse teeth and complain about everything.

2. a term often used when talking to or about Jake Bryant

dont tell that sepo Jake that where going to the party

by darren June 27, 2004

Sexpod

Another name for your ipod - reflecting that the music on it is simply "orgasmic"

Guy 1: Wow my mp3 really sucks.
Guy 2: You should get a sexpod.

Guy 1: A what pod?
Guy 2: Sexpod. It's like sex on your ipod but not.

by iSexpod. July 9, 2010