Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

semi-life

When you play video games with your real life friends.

G1 : I play games alot
G2 : Wow talk about no life
G1 : I only play them with my real-life friends though.
G2 : Oh, you have a semi-life then, Cod tonight?
G1 : No

by Ejobisgay October 8, 2011

semi-legitimate

A state of being between lawful and unlawful activity. IE laundering your drug money through a rub and tug.

John had 10k dollars of coke money he wanted to spend so he opened several semi-legitimate businesses including a rub n tug massage parlor, to launder his cash.

by jose rodgriguez October 5, 2013

Semi-snog

To snog someone without touching them with anything else but the mouth.

"Billy Semi-snog me, meaning you dont try to touch any of my body, just my lips, mouth and tounge....and maybe nose"

by Qsac August 20, 2006

Semi-gay

When somebody in someway acts sort of gay without being attracted to people of the same sex as them.

— Is Josh gay? Cause he is always on point fashion wise, love to gossip and act kinda gay.

— No, he's just semi-gay

by Wolftooth August 9, 2021

semi boner

when the tip of your cock is floppy but the rest is as hard as a brick.

omg tommy you have a semi boner.

by tommysucks February 19, 2017

Semi-gay

A person who is only gay for one person but is actually straight.

Person1:I'd go gay for Person3 but only for him.
Person2:Dude that's called being semi-gay.
Person3:Huh? Were you guys talking about me?

by b0jl3rEl4dű March 15, 2019