Screwdriver

when a woman climbs on top of the man, sits down on his penis, holds on to the fan blades, turns on the fan and spins on her partners penis.

lets try the screwdriver today

by J3NNl3G July 1, 2010

i'm screwed

a word meaning your doing something that your going to regret

I failed math I'm screwed

by SIEDENTOPF October 14, 2013

screw driver

a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice

Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice

by Ben December 31, 2004

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.

Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by idkagoodname222 May 24, 2010

screwnicorning

1. to penetrate another with a dildo strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.

2. to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.

1. The whiplash injury was a result of drunken screwnicorning.
2. The angry girls were screwnicorning over the hot chick.

by CeltGal April 11, 2007

lunar screwer

Someone who has sexual intercourse with the moon and other celestial bodies that are visible during the night. similar to moon frigger

You might not believe me, but I saw a guy on top of the moon...and guess what he was doing...yeah screwing the stars. I hate lunar screwers.

by jakaldd February 4, 2009

screwball

an idiot who's insane

That's one crazy screwball

by puppydude April 12, 2004